Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Gods Slained: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LoreCraft

    LoreCraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ClashPVP

    ClashPVP

    Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7227 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OnyxMC

    OnyxMC

    Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2252 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magic Items Found: 5077
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 68
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 New Chunks Explored: 393524
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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