Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Villages Defended: 16
Star Shards Collected: 155 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Towns Built: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7573 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Farms Harvested: 513 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1189 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8659 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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