Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2616	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Star Shards Collected:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6123	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	293
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	1867	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4668
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.