Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Potions Brewed: 175
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
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    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
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  • MCPlayNetwork

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
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    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    Updated October 13, 2024

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  • Some

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    Updated October 13, 2024

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    Updated October 13, 2024

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
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    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
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    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MysticNetwork

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
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    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
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    Emeralds Found: 6705 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
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    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TyphonCraft

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    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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