Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	181646	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Animals Bred:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1971
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2820
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6142	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2821
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4525
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5010
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.