Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3560	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	1646
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Emeralds Found:	7052

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4982

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Overcraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Emeralds Found:	8683

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Imperia MC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Items Found:	2496
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6854
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Duck Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.