Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Emeralds Found:	6897
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6616

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	3575
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3335
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	157	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	153
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.