Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 22
Villages Defended: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Legacy SMP

    The Legacy SMP

    Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cosmo Survival

    Cosmo Survival

    Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 173190 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 481170 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Farms Harvested: 535 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 289

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Star Shards Collected: 160

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Potions Brewed: 47 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Emeralds Found: 5708
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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