Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	2415	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5133
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	658682	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.