Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
New Chunks Explored:	130421	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	3845
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	2158	Star Shards Collected:	223
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	7577
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.