Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Potions Brewed: 107 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineCrafty Server

    MineCrafty Server

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AMinecraft

    AMinecraft

    AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 49 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Animals Bred: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Emeralds Found: 5233
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Farms Harvested: 356 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6952

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • fate x network

    fate x network

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Potions Brewed: 181 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Animals Bred: 145

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyHub

    SkyHub

    Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Potions Brewed: 187
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZombiEra Official

    ZombiEra Official

    Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpillZone

    SpillZone

    Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 16b16t

    16b16t

    16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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