Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	605
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4464	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1232	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Farms Harvested:	211
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	847	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Animals Bred:	188
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	7698	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.