Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5207	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4381
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	1203	Dimension Hops:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchantments Applied:	222
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4148
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.