Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	61
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1632	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Farms Harvested:	268	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2924	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	248
New Chunks Explored:	144458	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!