Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Capital Craft

    Capital Craft

    Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5536 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WelkinMC

    WelkinMC

    Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Vice

    Vanilla Vice

    VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelVerse

    PixelVerse

    Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

    Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

    Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

    Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skypeaks

    Skypeaks

    Welcome to Skypeaks!

    About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

    We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

    Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

    Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lockley

    Lockley

    Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Placebos Network

    Placebos Network

    Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ores Mined: 6567
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinisterNetwork

    SinisterNetwork

    Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

    Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

    **SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

    **SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

    Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 88
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VipMc

    VipMc

    **VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

    Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

    Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

    Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

    Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NixSMP

    NixSMP

    NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3864
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnarchyBox

    AnarchyBox

    An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Crops Grown: 6298 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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