Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crops Grown:	4437	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5207	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	2735	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FNaF Sister Server

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Official Sister FNaF Server! We are new and improved and a better FNaF server than ever before! In our server we have replicas of the FNaF maps 1-4, Fredbear’s Family Diner, FNaF Sister Location, the Pizza Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, and the many spin-offs such as FNaC and TJoC as roleplay maps! We have also an Undertale section to our server for all of those Undertale Fans! But not only do we just have detailed role play maps, we also feature WORKING Factions and PlotMe, and Survival Plots! We are adding more as time goes along, our most recent additions to our server includes Bendy and the Ink Machine roleplay maps and Survival Plots! We have a very hardworking staff team who are always available to help. We hope you enjoy our server! Join us at fnafsisterserver.net. Also, check out our website at www.fnafsisterserver.enjin.com! We are in no way affiliated with Scott Cawthon, the makers of Undertale, or Disney.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineSpazio

Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9911	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.