Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5369
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TwistedMC

    TwistedMC

    TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

    Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

    Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

    Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elyria Online

    Elyria Online

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Build the Vote

    Build the Vote

    Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5410 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

    Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

    Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

    IP: softslayer.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Emeralds Found: 4009
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EvaGens

    EvaGens

    EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4431
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ores Mined: 9599 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minemu Network

    Minemu Network

    Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

    You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

    You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

    What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixGrove

    PixGrove

    PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

    SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

    Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hisparquia

    Hisparquia

    Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

    Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ghoulcraft

    Ghoulcraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Casual MC

    Casual MC

    Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

    Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

    IP: play.casualmc.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 189 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Villages Defended: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4925 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

    – Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

    Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunDaily

    FunDaily

    Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 239

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TTVSMP Community Server

    TTVSMP Community Server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MugroKraft

    MugroKraft

    MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

    (+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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