Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	694456
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7729
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5271	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	6700
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SuperCraft-MC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

mc.daf4ever.com

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survival Craft Brasil

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Play now at Survival Craft Brasil! Survival with Economy, Custom Dungeons and Mobs, as well as PvP, MobArena and much more! Get in now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WarCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

WarCraft.apexmc.co Join our amazing community With many unique gamemodes KitPvP with war themed items World of tanks coming soon And the one and only TheGreatWar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sky Empire

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

SkyEmpire is a skyblock server with Slimefun, RPGItems, CrazyEnchants, Bosses, Leveling system and more!

join our discord:https://discord.gg/Yt9cNte for more info! Server is in beta is playable.

Online Players – Last 24 hours

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9625	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minetale

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

The most powerful Minecraft experience. Survival, modded survival, minigames, and much more! Minetale is where creativity transcends. Become an early tester today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.