Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
Divine Spears Created: 30 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Oholei Torah Chai

    Oholei Torah Chai

    Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

    Gamemodes & minigames:

    Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Corvid Crossing

    Corvid Crossing

    A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HeartGoldMC

    HeartGoldMC

    Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PitSim

    PitSim

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRules Network

    NoRules Network

    NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

    – Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

    Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

    Join now! play.norules.wtf

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Crops Grown: 2623 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Everlands

    Everlands

    Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Animals Bred: 111
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExtractMC

    ExtractMC

    A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JailsMC

    JailsMC

    JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

    We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustBox

    JustBox

    JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2638 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EleriumMC

    EleriumMC

    Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeChampions

    PokeChampions

    Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

    Server Information:

    Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LifeSteal SMP

    LifeSteal SMP

    Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

    We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

    Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8631 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ores Mined: 8485 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3188 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craftland

    Craftland

    ======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

    We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RamboMC

    RamboMC

    RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

    Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

    Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

    Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Potions Brewed: 167
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Saltwater Scourge

    Saltwater Scourge

    Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

    128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

    https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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