Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1336	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	4403	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4809
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1327	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8251	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5255

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.