Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8395	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	91278
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla

Survival

1.18 – 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server.

Temperatures and seasons! Daily Crate Keys! Simple Voice Chat mod supported!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Encore MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Encore MC is our humble home and shall be yours aswell!

We welcome you to a brand new experience with brand new adventures to be part of! Hop on with your friends and explore what awaits new in this new journey!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ReverieClub

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

reverieclub is a high-quality Minecraft SMP server, Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: reverieclub.com BEDROCK IP: reverieclub.com (Port 19132)

1.18 -> 1.20+ are supported!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363576
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ducks N Daisies

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

1.20.4 Vanilla SMP Features Listed Below > Claiming/Chestlock > Catching Mobs like Pokémon > Friendly Staff > Economy > Active/Helpful Community > Awesome Crates > Cosemetics > Women on here btw

join Ducks N Daisies now “pwease, rawr x3”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tower of Dreams

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

New server, friendly mods/admins, Guilds, pets, dungeons, PvP arena, mini games, survival game! and tons of fun, for people who love to adventure. Join us!…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DSBZ

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

DBC Server 1.7.10, already a year old, we have variety of things and we are the server with the most content of our type, there are quite a few modes and it is quite active

Únenos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Changed Evade

FTB, PvP, Survival

Changed Evade is a Modded Survival Hard Difficulty Server Dedicated to Players who are a huge fan of Changed. On Steam!

We Provide alot of Rules that arent so strict and allow players to pvp and Protect there builds from other players using FTB Claim Protection.

We have bunch of NPC Quest and Stores for you to have fun. many mods such as Mrcrayfish gun mod, Simpleplanes, Ftb Systems, and so much more!

This Server is for forge 40.2.0 and 1.18.2 Java Edition

Check out our modpack to play! https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/changedevade

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1843
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.