Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Animals Bred:	104
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5327

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7508
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	592256	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9857

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	8953	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.