Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Dimension Hops: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Prism SMP

    Prism SMP

    ——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

    Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dimension Hops: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BERRY MC

    BERRY MC

    BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

    What berrymc have in game

    Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laa villa network

    Laa villa network

    Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7832 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ores Mined: 1233 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magic Items Found: 1601
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrosslandX

    CrosslandX

    Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

    We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Z Sage

    Project Z Sage

    Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

    We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Qhueebie x Unversix

    Qhueebie x Unversix

    This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Historia SMP

    Historia SMP

    THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1727
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocklands

    Blocklands

    Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3555 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 120 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skull Craft

    Skull Craft

    Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPEarth

    SMPEarth

    SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

    Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HazardousMC

    HazardousMC

    Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarMc Network

    StarMc Network

    STAR MC | A MINECRAFT NETWORK | GAMEMODE | LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | FREE FOR ALL | EVENT | JAVA + BEDROCK SUPPORT | NO LAG | LOCATION INDIA |JOIN NOW AND ENJOY ALL

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Orbital Servers

    Orbital Servers

    Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Night Network

    Night Network

    BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SEVER OF INDIA IF U ARE SEARCHING FOR A CRACKED 24/7 PUBLIC SERVER JOIN NIGHT NETWORK AND ENJOY

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Crops Grown: 9446 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dead Candy Graveyard

    Dead Candy Graveyard

    Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

    Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

    For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

    To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

    Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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