Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3103

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3341
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	1921
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.