Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mines Excavated:	2646
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	2532
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ores Mined:	1255

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	444488	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Towns Built:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Crops Grown:	9445

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!