Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2610 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • JoeCraft

    JoeCraft

    feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YourMC

    YourMC

    Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Enchantments Applied: 182
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MulticulMP

    MulticulMP

    Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

    Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

    Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2722 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mustards SMP

    Mustards SMP

    “Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

    Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

    **Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

    **Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PinkMoon

    PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MrCraft

    MrCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

    Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CLC Network

    CLC Network

    Discover CLC Network!

    Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

    A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8070 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Realm

    Crafters Realm

    Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • multiverse

    multiverse

    minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foundation Craft

    Foundation Craft

    Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FerryCraft

    FerryCraft

    Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBlast

    MineBlast

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Staliify

    Staliify

    Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beefys Minecraft World

    Beefys Minecraft World

    We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Jonarchy

    Jonarchy

    Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

    In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

    What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

    So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2140 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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