Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	2606
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2653	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.