Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1742
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2178 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Animals Bred: 118 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crops Grown: 1408
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 New Chunks Explored: 137913

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Animals Bred: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7024
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 200 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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