Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 288 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 91 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 8375 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4144
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 254 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 291
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3435 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5570
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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