SlimeSMP

SlimeSMP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Animals Bred: 179 Love Letters Sent: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

    Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

    Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 349
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Pride Palace

    Blocky Pride Palace

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

    Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

    You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

    You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

    And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

    But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2035 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 392
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Blingy Builders

    Blocky Blingy Builders
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 134 Runes Activated: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 1428
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Potions Brewed: 163
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

    LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

    Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

    Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

    Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cheeky Chavs Craft

    Cheeky Chavs Craft
    Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

    Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

    MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

    But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

    Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

    But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

    So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 113
    Emeralds Found: 1713 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky B*tches

    Blocky B*tches
    Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Goon Squad

    Crafty Goon Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

    Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Runes Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

    Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Zombie Dances: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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