| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 69 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2951 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4617 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
