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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1672 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6372 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
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