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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9685 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4778 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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