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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5693 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
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