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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3004 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4079 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
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