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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7629 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
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