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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4824 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9249 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
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