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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1165 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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