Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
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