Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

SlayerzSMP Server Overview

Description Meet The SlayerzSMP. A Unique Economy Crystal PVP server.
Features No lag, no toxic players, perfect economy
Join Now Slayerzsmp.minefort.com
Port 25565 or 19132 if 25565 doesn’t connect

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question Answer
Is this server lag-free? Yes, our server has no lag.
Are toxic players allowed on the server? No, we do not tolerate toxic behavior.
What makes the economy on this server perfect? We have carefully balanced the economy to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How can I join the server? Simply visit Slayerzsmp.minefort.com and follow the instructions.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

    Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

    With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3377 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 233
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8676 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

    ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Enchantments Applied: 207

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Weebs United

    Pixelated Weebs United
    Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

    So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

    ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

    2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

    3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

    BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

    Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

    Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

    Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

    Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

    Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

    Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

    So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 5179 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 5629
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

    Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

    Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

    ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6946
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

    Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Potions Brewed: 68

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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