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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4256 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!