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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8440 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Animals Bred: | 106 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8167 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!