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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4837 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6887 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!