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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1281 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2911 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Star Shards Collected: | 248 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!