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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	969872	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	3127	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6157	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mines Excavated:	4744

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	1735
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!