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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crops Grown:	7247	Players Killed by Monsters:	9661
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Emeralds Found:	2401	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6140	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	891
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Crops Grown:	5169

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	252	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	175

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2040	Dragon Eggs Found:	2526
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6436	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7415	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7087
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1