Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Villages Defended: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Items Found: 2687
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9913 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Villages Defended: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 130 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Animals Bred: 84
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Animals Bred: 176
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ores Mined: 4075
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Buildings Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5753 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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