Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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