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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5722 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 895 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.