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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4233 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7825 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.